Friday, August 19, 2011

Captain Picard- Nerd wedding guru

Captain Picard (Patrick Stewart) said "Engaged" to two nerds that got engaged at ComicCon. God bless them, there's someone out there for everyone.  Will they be having nerd babies?  If they name their kids "Jean Luc" or "Riker" or "kirk", they should realy be taken by DSS and raised by a nice foster family. Or placed ain a forced labor cap at Hershey Park http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/19/hershey-guest-workers-claims-investigated_n_931411.html

I would have Geordi LaForge say something at my engagement- I'd keep reminding him he had to act like he was blind. The ice sculpture at their wedding should be of the crystalline entity.


I would have it as my wedding cake but that would be too tacky.  Ya think?

They can do some crazy shit with sugar these days.

Sorry, I'm trippin balls on mexican food now.  I'll try again tomorrow. 

Let's get it on!

Now I have done it.  I have started to blog.  I promise not to post boring crap that noone cares about (well, after this one).  If it sucks, please tell me.  If you suck, well, I'm sorry about that.

I will start by posting a decent picture of myself, which may be hard.

Now I have to look at this as my first blog entry for the rest of creation.  I guess you have to start somewhere.